Alfred Jingle

I might save Jingle's dog story for the 7th but for now, here he is with another piece of fiction, duly noted down by Pickwick.

'Terrible place - dangerous work - other day - five children - mother - tall lady, eating sandwiches - forgot the arch - crash - knock - children look round - mother's head off - sandwich in her hand - no mouth to put it in - head of a family off - shocking, shocking!'

Pickwick Papers.